http://www.stupidwankers.com This podcast is the brainchild of two aspiring storytellers, who are sadly misinformed about everything they talk about. From pop culture, movies, games and even hot button topics. These two "wankers" will do nothing but disappoint. Not for the easily offended, but what do you want for nothing? So enjoy... en These works are licensed under a Creative Commons License (Some Rights Reserved) -- see www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ 60 Comedy stupid,wankers,funny,indie,movies,podcast,soapbox,comedy This podcast is the brainchild of two aspiring storytellers, who are sadly misinformed about everything they talk about. From pop culture, movies, games and even hot button topics. These two "wankers" will do nothing but disappoint. Not for the easily offended, but what do you want for nothing? So enjoy... Greg Vance and Ryan Downing Greg Vance and Ryan Downing gvance2@kent.edu No Yes http://stupidwankers.com/wproimages/FINAL.jpg http://www.stupidwankers.com 144 144 http://www.stupidwankers.com It's a new day for Stupid Wankers. What better way to celebrate then to have the gentlemen that made our new website guest on the podcast. So enjoy… 1:18:11 Fri, 16 Mar 2012 03:07:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Ryan%20Cubed.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Someone gets a letter back from an establishment that exchanges your worn out piece(s) of gold for paper with dead guys on it. (I am legally obligated not to say said company, for I may get sued.) So enjoy... 52:04 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 14:15:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Mister%20Haberny.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we are given a challenge and Greg rises then falls and rises then falls again. This process repeats itself so much that you would think he was blatantly trying to anger people. So enjoy... 1:14:14 Thu, 6 Dec 2012 19:24:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Rube%20Goldberg%20Finger%20Bang.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com The boys have seen Prometheus and can't agree on one thing about it. So enjoy… (Note: Skip to 39:16 to avoid the movie being ruined for you.) 1:42:20 Mon, 18 Jun 2012 07:04:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Splitmetheus.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com No, this is not a play on words for The Hunger Games. What we will tell you is that a conversation about retarded Jesus does come up. So enjoy... 1:27:06 Wed, 27 Jun 2012 13:42:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Hungry%20Eyes.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we have not one but two guests and they have built a world around chaos. Two people responsible for the radio drama The Cleansed; Fred Greenhalgh (writer/ director/producer) and Matt Boudreau (sound designer). They drop by to talk shop about the post-apocolyptic world they have built. Auralstage.com http://thecleansed.com finalrune.com dialedin.auralstage.com radiodramarevival.com finseth.com/ww75 1:48:32 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 23:57:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Aural%20Theatre.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com It's a new year and we see no better time to change the world. So enjoy... 1:29:21 Thu, 3 Jan 2013 17:50:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Light%20Up%20the%20Darkness.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Just wonder what it would be like to have sex with a deaf person. We have. So enjoy… 1:43:08 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:03:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Deaf%20Sex.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week, we have a plethora of pussy talk to please your aural receptors. So enjoy… 1:56:18 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 21:37:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Vaggie%20Tales.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Hulk have sex. Hulk prove he not gay. So enjoy... 1:13:51 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:18:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Hulking.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Like sex, we slowly start, then ride funny and blow a load like no other. So enjoy... 1:33:20 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:57:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/French%20Aural%20Porn.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com There are no words to describe what happens this week. Someone very near to our hearts sampled our voices and we couldn't be more happy. Seriously, it even beats Greg having a kid. So enjoy... 1:32:09 Tue, 24 Jul 2012 02:08:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Didgeri%20Something.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week someone gets some pussy and it's not the kind you're thinking. Well, it kinda is what you are thinking, but in a whole other way. So enjoy… 1:13:55 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 23:33:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Pussy%20Love.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Here at Stupid Wankers we like to give up-to-date reports on the Compton like area we live in. So enjoy... 1:02:18 Thu, 5 Apr 2012 20:50:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Breaking%20News.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com What happens when Greg has some playtime with his son? What happens when Ryan thinks Greg wants to sleep with him? These questions and so much more are answered in the highly anticipated sequel to Vidcast. So enjoy... 1:35:57 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 04:55:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Vidcast%202:%20This%20time%20we%20are%20hard.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week the mothership calls Ryan home, but not before Greg nerds out over working with Colin Mochrie. So enjoy… 1:45:36 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:42:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Amish%20Turf%20War.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Our guest this week needs no introduction, but it's customary to do so. The man, the ideal, the vaguely similar to Batman, KYAnonymous is our guest. Along with talking about #OccupySteubenville and the stacks of information he and his team have against some many, he talks about his next op. So enjoy… 1:08:58 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:03:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Join%20the%20Revolution.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we have nothing but animal tomfoolery and Ryan bitches out. So Enjoy… 1:47:58 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:22:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Rhinestone%20Lover.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Happy New Year, bitches! This week we sit down with Bruce Scivally and put Batman, Superman, and James Bond under the knife and dissect them until they flatline. So enjoy... 1:13:31 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 15:01:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/The%20Dark%20Knight%20of%20Tomorrow.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Spoilers of war are coming. Wankers are coming. Seriously, if you don't want Game of Thrones spoiled for you then go to 1:05:45. So enjoy... 2:07:49 Tue, 3 Jul 2012 05:20:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Game%20of%20Twunts.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we have the writer of Bi-Curious George, Andrew Simonian on the podcast. He's a straight conservative that wrote a book about a gay monkey… Yeah, we're lost as well. So enjoy... 1:37:21 Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:29:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Bi-George.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com See what we did with the title? Yeah, we're original. The biggest news story of the year and what do we do? Make fun of it. So enjoy… (Note: Some audio issues) 1:41:11 Fri, 1 Jun 2012 08:24:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Zmiami.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This episode is loaded with not one but two episodes. All rolled into one giant, pure awesome, MEGASODE! So enjoy... 1:29:36 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:32:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Megasode.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com It just wouldn't be the holidays without some dysfunctional family stories. So enjoy… 1:09:13 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 14:09:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Happy%20Festivus.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Black Friday, Thanksgiving, mother vagina, spirtuality/religion, and Greg nearly vomitting as a result for trying to tell a joke. So enjoy… Namaste, bitches! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbF6k9iQj2c 1:34:20 Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:52:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Spiritual%20Pussy.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we let discuss the idea of legal weed in Ohio and Greg exposes his hatred for nature, again. So enjoy... 2:02:00 Sun, 12 May 2013 01:20:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Fat%20Chicks%20and%20Faygo.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we get a glimpse of what the twilight years will be like for Ryan and Greg. So enjoy... 1:32:12 Fri, 25 Jan 2013 15:20:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Monosexual.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we have the girls from Defective Geeks on. Gizzy B, a.k.a. Gimmy, a.k.a. Giselle and Space Pirate Queen, a.k.a. Dianne, a.k.a. we-ran-out-of-name-ideas drop by to talk about their podcast and the desire to rape Robin. So enjoy... 2:17:38 Fri, 8 Mar 2013 15:16:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Invisible%20Tampon.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com The episode title was either this or retarded Ferrari. Clearly, what we talk about this week is about retarded kittens who like to drive their Ferrari's into the ocean. So enjoy... 3:07:23 Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:19:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Snorkel%20Pussy.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we discover where aliens like to store their drugs… Wait. That's not right. It deals with aliens and drugs but we're not sure what order. So enjoy... 2:16:56 Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:34:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Anus%20Contact.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we bust out the list's of funny and reap its benefits. So enjoy... 46:10 Sun, 6 May 2012 17:55:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Listful%20Thinking.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we stumble upon a child that proves no child left behind has failed, so enjoy... 1:18:29 Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:57:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Brain%20Slushy.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Read the title then listen to the band that guests this week and you will be saying the same thing. http://ohioweatherband.tumblr.com/ Twitter: @ohioweatherband 52:40 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:58:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Amazeballs.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Your preconceived notions about this episode, after reading the title, are correct. So enjoy… 2:01:20 Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:55:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Law%20and%20Order:%20Duck%20Tales.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week Sara opens a can of whop-ass. So enjoy... 3:10:08 Sun, 5 May 2013 20:01:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Falcon%20Punch.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we have host of the Surfing Aliens podcast, Tim Keaty and he pisses off the wankers. So enjoy... 3:08:59 Fri, 1 Mar 2013 21:38:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Surfing%20Synergy.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com We have come to the conclusion that any woman that would take the time to trim our favorite area into a superhero symbol is marriage material. So enjoy... 1:13:43 Fri, 8 Jun 2012 04:42:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Superhero%20Bush.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week, Ryan talks about how he's going to fuck Greg's sister, Greg confesses he watches gay porn for scientific reasons, a guy adopts his girlfriend and someone denies butt injection allegations. All in a days work, so enjoy... 1:17:38 Thu, 12 Apr 2012 18:48:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Pure%20Curiosity.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com We start your weekly episode off with a hearty helping of BATMAN! Rich in B-vitamins, B standing for BATMAN! Because BATMAN!, is the only way to start your day off… BATMAN!!! So enjoy… 1:38:24 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 15:32:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Batcast.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week Greg shows his dick, enough said. So enjoy... 1:27:14 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 18:54:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Game%20of%20Hoez.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Just Explaining Sex Simply. From those four words a new show is consummated. So enjoy... 2:00:16 Fri, 29 Mar 2013 19:11:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Labia%20Minora.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com That's right we made up new fucking words. Also, we read some prison smut. So enjoy... 1:53:49 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 19:30:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Delociously%20Scandalism.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com If the bong does not fit, you must aquit. Hanna-Barbera call us, soon. So enjoy... 2:12:34 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 21:30:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Law%20and%20Order:%20Hanna-Barbera.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Ryan has bought Diablo 3, it's over. So enjoy... 1:04:12 Sun, 20 May 2012 02:29:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/The%20End.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we have documentary filmmaker Joe Miravalle on the podcast. All the while we get into a lover's quarrel. So enjoy... 2:02:06 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:02:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Op%20Roll%20Red%20Roll.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we wow you like we never have before. So enjoy... 2:47:19 Fri, 5 Apr 2013 23:38:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Stupid%20Wankers%20100th%20Episode%20Extravaganza.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we welcome guest, Suicide Girl hopefully and potential podcaster with Stupid Wankers, Jessica Green. She stops by talk sex like it's a good. So enjoy... 1:52:47 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:48:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Lubey%20Enema.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com We have another guest this week, Greg's son! Well, as much of a guest a two year-old can be. So enjoy... 59:33 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 16:19:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Too%20Legit%20To%20Quit.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week Greg tells his story of fucking a fake pussy. How's that for obscene, Facebook! Yeah, take that. So enjoy... 1:30:44 Fri, 8 Feb 2013 20:35:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Goo%20Fucker.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com This week we have host of the Geek Revolution Radio podcast and he is ignored so Ryan and Greg can bicker back and forth. So enjoy... 2:59:14 Fri, 15 Mar 2013 13:03:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Leather%20Cheerio.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com Greg and Ryan have seen a different version of the Avengers. So enjoy… (Disclaimer: Skip to 28:07 for spoiler free talk about the Avengers.) 1:17:42 Sat, 12 May 2012 16:44:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Avenge%20Sex.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com We blow a load of spoilers so big that you may need a cigarette afterwards. So enjoy... 1:37:19 Wed, 15 Aug 2012 06:30:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Spoilergasm.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance) http://www.stupidwankers.com You'd think we would be able to shoot a video for the podcast, but you would be mistaken. So enjoy... 1:05:30 Tue, 11 Sep 2012 15:27:00 -0500 http://www.stupidwankers.com/files/Vidcast.m4a greg@stupidwankers.com (Greg Vance)