Stupid Wankers Guide to Comic Books

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No Dicks Allowed!


This week we are She-ra man haters club! Why?! Cause Sara said so and we don't question her. She's scary. So enjoy...



After some time off, the group is back!... To bitch, a lot. So enjoy...

Sweet Christmas, Sara has a thing!

Netflix's Luke Cage has landed on our not so metaphorical boners and Sara finds a thing. So enjoy...
Ryan's Pick:

Ready Player One by Ernest Cline

Sara's Pick:

Missing, Presumed by Susie Steiner

Greg's Picks:

Vertigo Comics: Lost Boys #1
Written by: Tim Seeley
Art by: Scott Godlewski

Vertigo Comics: Mad Max: Fury Road
Written by: Nico Lathouris, Mark Sexton, George Miller
Art by: Clem Robins and Michael Spicer

Marvel's: Spider Man: The Clone Conspiracy
Written by: Dan Slott
Art by: Jim Cheung

IDW's: Locke & Key by Joe Hill

Book Smeller


This week, the holocaust, clowns, toothless children, giants, spider-man and the fact that Sara was a window-licker all come up in this episode. So enjoy...

Greg's Picks:

Art Spiegelman's MAUS Book 1 & 2

Ryan's Picks:

Marvel's Amazing Spider-man #129 & #300

Sara's Pick:

Sylvain Neuvel's Sleeping Giants


This week we find out just how big of a fan Sara is of Harry Potter and that she is always right. No matter how crazy she may sound. So enjoy...

Greg's Picks:

Titan Comics: Chronos Commandos By: Stuart Jennett

Valiant Comics: Harbinger Wars
Written by: Joshua Dysart
Art by: Clayton Henry, Clayton Crain, and Pere Perez

Kodansha Comics: Attack on Titan: Book 8 By: Hajime Isayama

Ryan's Picks:

DC Comics: 
Gotham Central #32
Written by: Greg Rucka
Art by: Steve Lieber

The Batman Strikes! #30

Marvel Comics:
Fantastic Four Vol. 2 #5
Written by: Brandon Choi
Art by: Jim Lee

Image Comics:
Wildstorm #4
Written by: Jan Friedman, Mer, and Sarah Becker
Art by: Ryan Odagawa, Tom Raney, and Randy Green

Sara's Pick:

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Parts One and Two
Written by J.K. Rowling, John Tiffany, and Jack Thorne



We've been out for a little while and feel the need to nerd all over your face, neck, chest. Side Note: We know it's close to 4 hours long, but when you don't do something for close to 8 months you tend to go over board. So enjoy...

Spoiler Wars: A Star Wars Story


We've all read that dumbass Huffington Post article about The Force Awakens. Now, listen to a few wankers completely obliterate it in the name of all things nerd. So enjoy...

Certain Point of View


From a certain point of view (wink) this episode could be a spoiler heavy podcast about Star Wars. It's not, but it is our view what one might see before we got to go see The Force Awakens. So enjoy...


This week, a little indie film is brought up a lot. So much that Greg is on the verge of losing his wife because of it. So enjoy... (Disclaimer: This episode was recorded a month ago. Check out next week's episode for the reason why. Sorry.)

Ryan's Picks:

DC's: Grayson #3

DC's Detective Comics #644

Marvel Comics: Ultimate X-Men #60

Greg's Picks:

DC's: Superman #372

Image's: Girls Vol.1,2,3

And Sara decided to get sick and had no picks for this week because she doesn't care enough.

Nightmare on Sesame Street

This week, we find out that Sara is scared of cute and cuddly, while Greg and Ryan argue over cooties. So enjoy...

Greg's Picks:

Marvel's: Darth Vader #2

Marvel's: Guardians of Knowhere #1

Image's: The Beauties #1


Dynamite's: The Complete Dracula

Sara's Picks:

DC's Gotham City Sirens #1,2,3

Ryan's Picks:

Chaos! Comic's: Lady Death #1

Marvel's: New X-Men Academy #7

Marvel's: Spider-man #3